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1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
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Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
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Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
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Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata

1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha
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To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke yai boht Namazi owr naik banda hai.
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Pathan Namaz thor kar bola:
Es ko bolo ke "hum ne Haj bhi kia hai"

Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon, owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye.
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2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Rekshe ke peche bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty

Teacher: Es mohawary ko estimal karo "mun mai pani aana"
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Pathan Student: Jaisy hi mai ne Nal ko mun laga ke Nal chalu kia, tu mairy mun mai pani agia

Ques: Agar dunia mai bejli nahi hoti tu TV kesay daikhty?
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Pathan: Mom-batti jala ke !

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1) Srdar:Agr naryal k darakht pe char jao tu kia enginering collage ki larkia dikhen gi?

Pathan:Han Or hath chor doge tu medical collge ki bi dikhen gi.

2) KHAN SAAB ye batain k plateform

par kharay saray pathan kaisay maray?

Pathan: aik elan hua k train plateform per aa rahi hai,

sub ne patri par chalang laga di.

Reporter:Phir aap kaisay buch gaye?

Pathan:main khudkushi k liye patri per leta tha,

ye elan suna to main plateform per ja ker lait gaya:)

3) A pathan want 2 commit suicide,

When asked : Pathan said,my wife ran wid my Best Friend & i cant live widout my friend

4) 2 Khans IKHLAS n YASEEN died. Qiyamt day

Angel to IKHLAS: Ur name? He said ikhlas.

Angel:recite surah ikhlas. He did it quickly, n angel sent him to heaven. Angel to other khan

YASEEN who was very worried. ANGEL:what is ur name?

Pathan replied kocha nam tu Yaseen ha magar pyar se sub KAUSAR bulati hai.

5) Pathan got job in a telenor call centre. Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do? Pathan: dont take tension remove telenor & put warid sim. Thank you for calling ufone

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1) Pathan:College Ki Ladki se Bola
I love U!
Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo
Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun
Pathan: pagal ki buchi sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai hai.:

2) Pathan galti se samunder me gir gaya…. Doobte doobte uske hath me machli aayi….use pakad kar bahar pheka aur bola Ja tu toh apni jan
bacha le…;-)

3) SARDAR:
Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi mar jaye aur Laathi bhi na tootay ?
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PATHAN:
Jootay se maar do:)

4) Teacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?
Pathan: Google Khan
Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua?
Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai.
5) Pathan ka ?aita Awaaz ?adal ker Apnay Master ko ?all kerta Hy..
“Maira ?aita Aaj Theek Nahi Hy, Aaj Nahi Aa ?akta”
Master Awaaz Pehchan ker Ghussay ?y ?ola..
Tum kon ?aat ker Rahay Hou?
?acha Ghabratay Huay: Mairay Abbu ?aat ker Rahay Hain..