Pathan Dirty Jokes Definition
source (google.com.pk)
1) Srdar:Agr naryal k darakht pe char jao tu kia enginering collage ki larkia dikhen gi?
Pathan:Han Or hath chor doge tu medical collge ki bi dikhen gi.
2) KHAN SAAB ye batain k plateform
par kharay saray pathan kaisay maray?
Pathan: aik elan hua k train plateform per aa rahi hai,
sub ne patri par chalang laga di.
Reporter:Phir aap kaisay buch gaye?
Pathan:main khudkushi k liye patri per leta tha,
ye elan suna to main plateform per ja ker lait gaya:)
3) A pathan want 2 commit suicide,
When asked : Pathan said,my wife ran wid my Best Friend & i cant live widout my friend
4) 2 Khans IKHLAS n YASEEN died. Qiyamt day
Angel to IKHLAS: Ur name? He said ikhlas.
Angel:recite surah ikhlas. He did it quickly, n angel sent him to heaven. Angel to other khan
YASEEN who was very worried. ANGEL:what is ur name?
Pathan replied kocha nam tu Yaseen ha magar pyar se sub KAUSAR bulati hai.
5) Pathan got job in a telenor call centre. Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do? Pathan: dont take tension remove telenor & put warid sim. Thank you for calling ufone
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