Wednesday 21 May 2014

Pathan Dirty Jokes

Pathan Dirty Jokes Definition

source (google.com.pk)

1) Srdar:Agr naryal k darakht pe char jao tu kia enginering collage ki larkia dikhen gi?

Pathan:Han Or hath chor doge tu medical collge ki bi dikhen gi.

2) KHAN SAAB ye batain k plateform

par kharay saray pathan kaisay maray?

Pathan: aik elan hua k train plateform per aa rahi hai,

sub ne patri par chalang laga di.

Reporter:Phir aap kaisay buch gaye?

Pathan:main khudkushi k liye patri per leta tha,

ye elan suna to main plateform per ja ker lait gaya:)

3) A pathan want 2 commit suicide,

When asked : Pathan said,my wife ran wid my Best Friend & i cant live widout my friend
4) 2 Khans IKHLAS n YASEEN died. Qiyamt day
Angel to IKHLAS: Ur name? He said ikhlas.

Angel:recite surah ikhlas. He did it quickly, n angel sent him to heaven. Angel to other khan

YASEEN who was very worried. ANGEL:what is ur name?

Pathan replied kocha nam tu Yaseen ha magar pyar se sub KAUSAR bulati hai.

5) Pathan got job in a telenor call centre. Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do? Pathan: dont take tension remove telenor & put warid sim. Thank you for calling ufone

Pathan Dirty Jokes


Pathan Dirty Jokes


Pathan Dirty Jokes


Pathan Dirty Jokes


Pathan Dirty Jokes


Pathan Dirty Jokes


Pathan Dirty Jokes


Pathan Dirty Jokes


Pathan Dirty Jokes


Pathan Dirty Jokes


Pathan Dirty Jokes


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